this is so important
Oh my god
#how are their faces changing shape because of some powdery stuff???????
It’s called contouring and it is both fascinating to look at and infuriating to emulate. Basically, the make up artist draws on shadows.
hey sup i need an excuse to use this
its a shame spock wasnt raised on earth bc vulcan children were vicious with their insults “you have no place in the universe” “your father’s a traitor and your mother’s a whore”
meanwhile kids on earth would just be like
"HA HA GUESS WHAT UR NAME RHYMES WITH"
So my school has this thing called the “Condom Fairy”. You just go to the Student Health website and state your preferences. You can choose male and/or female condoms and weather or not you want lube. Then a few days later an envelope appears in your mailbox free of charge! Also with that cool little note about consent.
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”
Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.
It can if all of these happen to you in one day
LUIGI DEATH STARE MEME
KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER
is this days of future past